Archive for August, 2006

Live Free or Buy

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

A post on the BBC website describes one of their writers planning to give up on “Name Brands” cold turkey.

I’m no “We-can’t-get-people-to-support-us-so-we’ll-just-riot.” anti-globalization nut. I’ve never even read No Logo, but I do like the idea of not being a walking billboard.

Part of the problem is, I like the idea of buying quality stuff. I don’t often do it, but I would like, if I could, to buy the best stuff. And that stuff has logo’s on it. That might sound the opposite of what this guy is talking about, but that’s only because I kinda think he’s an idiot. Sure, not being a free advertisement is a good idea, but throwing away everything you own with a logo on it is just stupid.

In William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition, there’s a character who is “allergic” to corporate logo’s and advertising. The stuff can literally make her sick. In response to that she removes as much as possible from her daily life. Going so far as to have belt buckles sanded down to remove manufacturers name.

That stuck a chord with me. I like the idea of removing the stitching that says “Levis” on my jeans. Peeling the sticker that says “Designed for Windows XP” off a laptop. But everything has it’s limits. I don’t think Anita would enjoy me prying “Toshiba” off of the TV.

That wouldn’t exactly come off cleanly.

You’ll have time

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

I forgot to mention this about Anita’s birthday, it doesn’t really have anything to do with her birthday, only it happened on the same day.

Just before I woke up that morning I was having a dream. And like all dreams the details are fluffy and vague. What little you do remember seems stranger still by the very fact that you do remember it.

This is what I was able to retain that morning, pretty much against my will ’cause I would have like to have forgotten it.

A very tall, somewhat muscular woman, was cradling me against her because I was too weak to move. We were talking about something and she was telling me prophecies and had a tattoo on her ankle. Of what, I don’t know…. one of those details that slipped out of sight when I opened my eyes, but it seemed slightly important at the time.

Then right before I woke up she said

You’re destined to die in the oil fields.

I responded with saying “Yes”.

What the bloody hell does that mean?!?!? That’s just creepy. I’ve never been one to want to visit Alberta, but I sure has hell don’t want to go now.

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you’ll be saying
Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?

Now, maybe you won’t suffer maybe it’s quick
But you’ll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn’t I taste it?
You’ll have time
Because you’re gonna die.

[Listening to: You'll Have Time by William Shatner off the album Has Been (5:18)]

Ottawa vs Halifax

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

A friend of ours, Erin, is finishing up a month at a local hospital and she needs to choose between Ottawa, the Nation’s Capital & Land of Milk and Honey or Halifax, smelly city by the (cold, dreary) sea, for where to do her internship (or whatever they call it). She’s going to be a Onna.. Onni.. Onico… a cancer doctor.

So here is a completely unbiased Pro/Con list between Ottawa & Halifax to help her make up her mind. I’ll be updating this, so feel free to pitch in with your suggestions:

Pro Ottawa

Con Halifax

  1. Wayne (Hey, that’s me!)
  2. Relatives here
  3. Friends already here
  4. Capital Race Weekend, a world class marathon
  5. Good Weather for 4 actual seasons
  6. Festivals, Canada Day Fireworks
  7. Museums, National Arts Center and Gallery
  8. Awesome Cake!
  9. The Works. Meat Good!
  10. Fluffy Kernels Popcorn!
  11. A light dusting of snow which falls like your favorite Holiday Movie
  12. Crystal says: “Natural Breast Enlargement!”
  13. To Be Continued
  1. Wayne (Hey! That’s me!!)
  2. Relatives there
  3. “Doctor” friends (I mean really, You are NOT your job!)
  4. Marathon, but it’s uphill!
  5. Only 3 seasons: Suffering, Misery & Wet
  6. Crazy guy yelling at the pigeons on a street corner downtown
  7. Vast collection of Velvet Elvis’ (Velvet Elvii)
  8. No Awesome Cake
  9. Burgers that taste like fish. Eew.
  10. Sure, you can get popcorn, but it’s wet and soggy. It’s a fact.
  11. Have fun digging out your house. It’s over there. Somewhere…
  12. You will grow a beard.
  13. To Be Continued (Like it’s really necessary…)

Armageddon, with sprinkles.

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Skies will darken, the waters will turn red – Cake will be served!

Yesterday was Anita’s 29th birthday, and I lived to tell the tale. Not having a car and the rain pouring down kinda made it hard to go out for breakfast. And forgetting my wallet didn’t help. (Not entirely my fault!)

But the rest of the day went (mostly) smoothly. A small group of us went to Red Lobster for supper and back to our place for cake. (Awesome Cake. I made it, thus, awesome.)

All in all, not nearly as bad as I was expecting. ;-)

What’s cooler then being cool?

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Check out the difference between the original Outkast version of Hey Ya and the acoustic one. The lyrics are pretty grim when you think about it but Outkast plays it as a light and boppy (yes, I said boppy) track. It reminds me of the Northern Pikes in that way.

And that’s a good thing.

Ya’ll don’t want to hear me
You just want to dance

Zoom Zoom (trudge trudge)

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

This Saturday the lease is up on our car. It was four years and two apartments ago when we picked it up.

We had gone with a budget of 24,000Km a year at the time ’cause we just didn’t know how much we would be driving up here.

And now, four years later, I’m just starting to hit 31,000Km.

You might think that we don’t use it that much. And I guess we don’t, but I’m still going to miss having transportation. The various costs of the house are still trying to find equilibrium and we just don’t know if we can afford another right now.

We lived for two years without one so it can be done. It’s just going to suck having to get groceries in the middle of winter via bus again.

Bloodsucker

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Earlier tonight I killed a mosquito on the couch. It had apparently been here for a while ’cause after I quick slap I saw a little blood stain on the couch.

That hadn’t even entered my mind and I quickly checked my palm and there was even more blood on it.

That little tramp. (Only the females bite and draw blood. Just like in humans…)

I don’t know if she fed on us or the cats but boy was I ever glad to have had the stain guard on my yellow sofa! Suddenly that stain guard claim of blood, urine, vomit, etc doesn’t seem so excessive!

Just thought I’d share.

Stereo is SO 1980′s

Monday, August 14th, 2006

The Spherex speakers I was hoping to get from EB Games are sold.

They retail for $320 but were on sale for $250. I was hoping they would come down another $50 dollars to match the cost of the referb models on sale online for $199.

Damn.

I really liked the Spherex system ’cause of the Omnipolar design of the speakers. The sound radiates in a 360 pattern giving you the feel of a large soundstage and mostly eliminating the “sweet spot” (where you’d have to sit for everything to sound just right). The Spherex system could also handle 3 digital sources, 2 optical and one coax which was nice.

One Omnisat speaker can go for $250 alone. And this was 5 (lower quality of course, but I’m not sure if I could tell the difference) and a subwoofer. That’s a sweet deal. The next closest I can find that can do a digital signal is $350 at least. Heck, the Spherex system originally came out at $499.

Doh!

I mostly write at night…. mostly…

Monday, August 14th, 2006

I generally like to be alone when I do any writing.  While signing my name on credit card receipts I’d like to be able to excuse myself and go into a separate room.

That means I’m generally up late.  But that’s ok, ’cause I like being up late with the music on.  Helps me pretend that I’m still young with a bright future in front of me.

For a while now, I’ve been using BlogDesk to write posts and publish them.  It is awesome.  WYSIWYG, spell check, and the ability to add textboxes to links.  (Tho not to images such as w.blogger)

But tonight before bed, I’m testing out the new Windows Live Writer (Beta).  And it has some nice features.  The chief one is that it has a full WYSIWYG.  That means that it downloads a copy of the blog theme and you can see exactly how things will look when posted.  It’s really nice.  And the web preview option will give a mockup of your page as if the current post was already inserted.  That’s cute, but not really that useful as far as I can see.

The program seems to have a lot more polish then BlogDesk, but it’s the little things.  I haven’t tried everything out yet, but the very fact that I can’t add “text” attributes to links for starters is a big downer.

I’ll have to play around a little more, but I think BlogDesk isn’t quite a pretty, but a lot more functional – at least for this beta version.

But I really should be going to bed!

No crisis is fully exploited until Geraldo weighs in.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

What are you implying Jon?
That O’Reilly & Geraldo are narcissists enthralled with their own overblown egos, projecting their own petty insecurities on to the world around them, inventing false enemies for the sole purpose of bolstering their sense of self-importance, itty-bitty Nixons minus the relevance or a hint of vision.
HOW DARE YOU!

That was worth the effort to transcribe. (Tho I might have gotten the “hint division” part wrong.)

Is the irony of Jon Stewart being a more trustworthy source of news wasted on Geraldo?

I think it is.