Archive for August, 2008

78 RPM’s of Awesome

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I somehow stumbled on to the Wired Blog about a guy who’s re-recording old 78 records and putting them online.

The man is a hero.

I’m totally going to torrent the collection.

My Grandfather loved music.  Behind the coat rack in the porch in the small house where he lived there was a solid wall of 78′s stacked side by side.  After he died I’m not sure what happened to them.  We have a good few of his LP’s but nothing like the 78′s.

Most of them were local Newfoundland artists as well.  Granted, not many want to hear the early work of those who would make Harry Hibbs seem refined but hey, it’s the work of my people.  I wonder if anyone else is preserving them?

Bird Brain

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

The new version of SongBird is amazing.  It just gets better and better.  I’m hoping that by version 1.0 I’ll be ready to switch away from iTunes.

One of the things I’m going to need to be fixed before then is what do to about Christmas music.  If I rate a Christmas song a full 5 stars, it’ll show up in my Highest Rated playlist.  Which would be fine, if it was December.  During the summer months when I’m arguing to turn on the A/C it’s not exactly something I want to hear.

Under iTunes, I simply create a smart playlist called Christmas Music then do a select all on the results and uncheck the songs.  Then none of the other playlists will include those songs.

Nice.

Songbird doesn’t have that feature yet, nor can I create a Christmas Music list and tell the Highest Rated playlist to ignore songs that are also in Christmas Music.  But these are all things that are going to be fixed.

But how about if I want it more then fixed?  Why can’t Songbird be better?

Why can’t Songbird recognise when it’s appropriate to play Christmas songs?

Or for that matter, what about other types of tracks?  Like Comedy.  Once again, I might give Robin Williams 5-stars but I don’t want that showing up in Highest Rated when I just hit play.

I started to think about this more and more after I initially posted in the Songbird forums.

Imagine a way to give Songbird some idea of what’s going on around it?  Such as the time of year, time of day, or maybe even it’s location.  Then let it be able to tune playlists to those situations.

Time of year: When to play seasonal music and when not to.  Christmas is one of the main points here, but I also have tracks which are really only for Halloween.  I also have a CD of national anthems – wouldn’t it be cool to play those on the nation’s respective “<Insert Country Name Here> Day”?  Maybe play Happy Birthday on your birthday?

Time of day: Some people would like to hear Nine Inch Nails in the morning, some wouldn’t.  Maybe you’d like your playlist to blend into softer music before bedtime on a weekday and maybe a little more rock’en on Friday night.  Those who have left their teenage punk roots behind but not their music might prefer if some tracks would be kept out of rotation until the kids are asleep.

Location: Laptops are starting to come with GPS and a computer can get an idea of where it is based off it’s IP address.  Your workplace might frown on Gangsta Rap, or maybe you just stay more focused if songs have no lyrics.  If you’re enroute somewhere you might want travelling music.

So how would this work?  I’m not sure.

My first thought is to have a new selection appear just under Library and have it called something like BirdBrain (’cause it’s smart) or DJ Bird (’cause it does all the mixing for you) or a more “Apple” style name of Concierge (’cause it thinks it knows what’s best for you).  And have it as a generally more intelligent version of Party Shuffle on iTunes.

Or maybe that would keep it too separate from the rest of things?  Perhaps it should just work in the background with the main Library and the smart playlists that are already there.  I imagine normal playlists would be left alone since they are made with specific tracks.

As for what it would do in the background I can see at this point two main tasks.  Based off rules which the user can create (or perhaps Songbird could even learn) Songbird would enable or disable tracks from playing outright – or change the statistical chance of a song being selected for random play.

At first there was talk of iTunes’ randomization not being random enough.  Then Apple made a feature of making it less random with the ability to focus on songs from the same album or artist.  I’m suggesting to take that level of randomness down another notch.

A quick scenario on how this might work:

The Rules

Global (In place unless a following rule comes into effect)

  • No Music tagged with: Christmas, Comedy, Spoken Word, Halloween, Anthem, Bad

6 AM – 9 AM Everyday

  • No Music tagged with: Heavy, Loud, Industrial, Techno, Sad, Blues
  • Increase chance of Music tagged: Easy Listening, Morning Music, Soft, Energetic, Happy

9 PM – 12 PM Worknights (Sunday Night – Thursday Night)

  • Gradually Decrease chance of music tagged: Energetic, Peppy, High Tempo, Loud
  • Gradually Increase chance of music tagged: Slow, Quite, Sleepy, Relaxed, Ambient

While At Work:

  • No Music Tagged: Course Language, Loud
  • Significantly Increase chance of Music tagged: Instrumental

December 1 – December 24

  • Gradually Significantly Increase chance of Music tagged: Christmas

July 1

  • Significantly Increase chance of track:” O Canada.mp3″

What it means

The date and time settings are obvious.  “No Music” is simply disabling of tracks from playing.  “Increase/Decrease chance” means to boost or hinder the “randomness” of a track being played.  While “Significantly” simply means exactly that, I’m thinking you could choose a few levels of randomness interference.  Increase Chance, Modestly Increase Chance, Significantly Increase Chance or something like that.

“Gradually” affects how the rule is implimented for the duration of the rule.  So if Significantlly Increase boosts a tracks chances by, say 90%, and that rule is in effect for 3 hours/days/months then the statistical boost starts off low and and then increases to 90% at the end of the rule duration.

So in the Christmas rule above, you only get a few Christmas songs at first and then get many by Christmas Eve.

So what do you think?  Good idea?

Kyrie Eleison

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

We went out for lunch at work on Friday and I heard an old song on the radio.  It was Kyrie by Mr. Mister.  It’s one of my favorite songs from the 80′s, but I never ever understood exactly what was being sung in the chorus.

I thought he was saying “Kyrie lays on” which would make the lyrics (as I heard them):

Kyrie lays on down the road that I must travel
Kyrie lays on through the darkness of the night

I had always thought that Kyrie was a girl who the singer could count on helping him through a bad time. I even remember thinking that the first few words drawn out at the beginning where a mumbled “She believes in me”.

But I never knew exactly what they were saying.  And it bugged me.

Well, hell.  We have the internet now.  And I couldn’t have been more wrong.

What was being said was “Kyrie Eleison” which is Greek for “Lord, have mercy” and is used in Catholic Mass.  Apparently the whole song is a sort of prayer.

My mind.  It is blown.

But to me, Kyrie will always be a girl’s name.

Kyrie eleison, kyrie eleison, kyrie

The wind blows hard against this mountain side, across the sea into my soul
It reaches into where I cannot hide, setting my feet upon the road

My heart is old, it holds my memories, my body burns a gemlike flame
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine, is where I find myself again

Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I’m going will you follow
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light

When I was young I thought of growing old, of what my life would mean to me
Would I have followed down my chosen road, or only wished what I could be

Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I’m going will you follow
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light

In Lane 3, Michael Jackson.

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Tonight on CBC while watching the “speed-walking” event:

CBC Commentator: “…you need to keep both feet on the ground…”

Anita: “Both feet?”

Me: “He means you need to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”

Anita: “Yeah, ’cause you can’t walk with both feet on the ground.”

Me: “Well…  you could Moonwalk.”

I leave envisioning the arrangements of a Olympic Moonwalking race as an exercise for the reader.

Rhinestone Cowboy

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Rhinestone Cowboy

I don’t know how well it would have translated into a t-shirt, but the Night Ride entry on a recent derby was stunning.

This is the sort of thing I want to see large, like taking up an entire wall.

08/08/08 – The Dragon Roars

Friday, August 8th, 2008

The Beijing Olympics are starting up tomorrow and once again, while I love the Olympics, and pretty much watch it like a marathon, I still don’t give a damn about medals.

Every year there’s someone on TV asking if Canada is winning enough medals.  It just seems to be against what the Olympics is really about.  No matter the elitist beginnings, the Olympics today are all about the world coming together for a few days and doing the best they can.

Instead we have nations fortifying their self-esteem over medal tallys.  That’s not cool.
Still can’t wait for the Opening Ceremonies tho.

I got Soul, but I’m not a Soldier