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Self-Fullfilling Anxiety (cell’f Fu-fil-ng ang-zy-a-tea, noun): An undesirable outcome which is achived by the act of freting about the possibility of said outcome.

Religion (Re’li-ge-on) noun:
One hell of a drug. Like most addictive stimulants intake by youths must be strictly limited to promote healthy mental development.

Right Thing (as in Do the Right Thing) noun:
The inevitable choice which you knowingly will regret greatly later.

Happiness (hap’pi-ness) noun:
The state of being where your expectations fall faster then your results.