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Last Night’s Fortune Cookie

Wayne — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:06:20 +0000

You will soon be honored by someone you respect.

Wait, is this someone I really respect, or just pretend to? ‘Cause there’s a lot more of the second.

Wayne — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 21:52:31 +0000

The autumn sun feels like a friend, the summer sun, an enemy.

Wayne — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:52:42 +0000

You love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess..

You don’t know me at all, do you?

Wayne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:11:57 +0000

I’m living in the future.

Wayne — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:04:38 +0000

Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.

Why? Is my zipper down???

Wayne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:22:23 +0000

Your heart will skip a beat.

This wouldn’t have anything to do with Swine Flu, would it?

Wayne — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:08:25 +0000

You are capable of extremely hard work and dedication.

Just like John Henry.

Wayne — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:00:21 +0000

You will soon bring joy to someone.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Wayne — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:00:13 +0000

You are going to pass a difficult test.

Job passed a difficult test too. It just cost him his family, his health, his prosperity and his youth.

Wayne — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:01:27 +0000

Aim high. The sky’s the limit.

Have you ever seen anyone shoot for the sky? What goes up, must come down.