You love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess..
You don’t know me at all, do you?
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September 30, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess..
You don’t know me at all, do you?
Tags: Fortune Cookie
June 20, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
Why? Is my zipper down???
Tags: Fortune Cookie, Suspision, Zipper
April 29, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
Your heart will skip a beat.
This wouldn’t have anything to do with Swine Flu, would it?
Tags: Flu, Fortune Cookie, Health, Heart, Pandemic, Panic, Sick, swine flu
February 5, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You are capable of extremely hard work and dedication.
Just like John Henry.
Tags: Fortune Cookie, work
January 12, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You will soon bring joy to someone.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Tags: Fortune Cookie, Good Deed, Joy, Punishment
December 18, 2008 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You are going to pass a difficult test.
Job passed a difficult test too. It just cost him his family, his health, his prosperity and his youth.
Tags: Bible, Fortune Cookie, Loss, Test
November 9, 2008 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
Aim high. The sky’s the limit.
Have you ever seen anyone shoot for the sky? What goes up, must come down.
Tags: Aim, Failure, Fortune Cookie, Gravity
November 13, 2007 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
That’s funny on so many levels…
Tags: Fortune Cookie, job, Lies
September 29, 2007 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie | Comments closed
You will soon win the big prize.
But it’s never the prize you really want.
Tags: Fortune Cookie, Prize
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September 30, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie
You love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess..
You don’t know me at all, do you?
June 25, 2009 in Just Thought I'd Share
I’m living in the future.
Ease on down the road, King of Pop.
June 20, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
Why? Is my zipper down???
While America gets an obesity epidemic, France gets this:
Make The Girl Dance “Baby Baby Baby” ( official video )by placeblancherec
April 29, 2009 in Tonight's Fortune Cookie
Your heart will skip a beat.
This wouldn’t have anything to do with Swine Flu, would it?
