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This week’s Fortune Cookie

You love sports, horses and gambling, but not to excess..

You don’t know me at all, do you?

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.

Why?  Is my zipper down???

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

Your heart will skip a beat.

This wouldn’t have anything to do with Swine Flu, would it?

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Yesterday’s Fortune Cookie

You are capable of extremely hard work and dedication.

Just like John Henry.

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Last Week’s Fortune Cookie

You will soon bring joy to someone.

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Tonight’s Fortune Cookie

You are going to pass a difficult test.

Job passed a difficult test too.  It just cost him his family, his health, his prosperity and his youth.

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Tonight’s Fortune Cookie


Aim high.  The sky’s the limit.

Have you ever seen anyone shoot for the sky?  What goes up, must come down.

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Tonight’s Fortune Cookie

You are next in line for promotion in your firm.

That’s funny on so many levels…

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Last Night’s Fortune Cookie

You will soon win the big prize.

But it’s never the prize you really want.

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