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Tonight on CBC while watching the “speed-walking” event:

CBC Commentator: “…you need to keep both feet on the ground…”

Anita: “Both feet?”

Me: “He means you need to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”

Anita: “Yeah, ’cause you can’t walk with both feet on the ground.”

Me: “Well…  you could Moonwalk.”

I leave envisioning the arrangements of a Olympic Moonwalking race as an exercise for the reader.